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Written and recorded during UK lockdown, April 2020.

A, er, political song, obviously... This one goes out to all the Tory voters, who will insist on finding new and innovative ways to fuck everyone - including themselves - come election time.

(Personally, we think the Wilhelm Scream is the moment this goes from being an undeniably magnificent work of art to our Sistine Chapel...)

lyrics

You’re in luck: a way to get fucked
has reared its head at the polls

Open up – this rampaging stud
is filling up every hole

While the whole of Europe came banging on the door
Our legs were wrapped around them, screaming: “I want more…”
Pucker up – you’re playing the lead in a sex farce…

Although depressing, it’s time for your confession:
you gamely offered your hand

Then you just stood there, with your arse up in the air
and buried your head in the sand...

Time to repent - you gave them your consent;
don’t try and play the victim like it’s not your fault…

Submit your will to the worse kind of malarkey
A circle-jerk of true blue bukkake
Buckle up, ’cos now we’re all stars in a sex farce...

credits

from Smells Like Quarantine Spirit EP (remastered), released May 20, 2020
Music & lyrics by Chris Carter.

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